Weird things people do

Heard this over the radio this morning on the way to work. Listeners were asked to call in to share the weird things they or people they know do.

1) This listener had a friend who ironed all his money, the paper notes. He likes to see his money nice and pretty.

2) This listener said he never shit at home. When asked why, he said because he can only do it in the squatting position but both toilets in his flat were sitting type.

3) On the same point on toilet business, one of the younger DJ said that when he was serving his NS, he has a platoon mate who had to do his business with the toilet floor wet. Once he was in a cubicle next to his friend. His friend asked if there was a tap in the DJ's cubicle and could he please spray some water over on the floor so he can start his business. Strange.....

4) This is the coup de grace. This auntie called in and said matter-of-factly that when she shower, she will use her worn underwear as a sponge to soap and clean herself. Because of the soaping and washing, she deemed that the underwear was well washed after the shower, there was no need to wash the underwear again and the garment goes straight to air to dry. Wah piang!